Coming Soon to the Sall'sa Bowl...


    June 25, 2024: Skip Spaceship

    DJ: Skip Spaceship (Twitch Link)
    Movie: Promare


      July 23, 2024: Blaugrana

      DJ: Blaugrana (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Underworld


      Sall'sa Bowl: Crystal - Goblin - Mist - W12 P15

      About Sall'sa Bowl

      The Sall'sa Bowl is a hybrid venue offering a unique experience. We open every other Taco Tuesday and enlist the services of one of our favorite FFXIV DJs to play in our club space on the main level. Meanwhile, we have an RP space upstairs designed to look like a movie theater, and patrons can park there and watch the feature film chosen in honor of that night's DJ on our Discord! We also recently added a bowling alley to enhance the experience of all patrons and potentially to be booked by private parties in the future for a fun night of Sall'sa Bowling!

      Brought to you by Sall'sa Picante & Sallantro Lime

      June 11, 2024: Aemilia Satella

      DJ: Aemilia Satella (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Persona 3

      May 28, 2024: Aramor

      DJ: Aramor (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Conan the Barbarian

      May 14, 2024: DJ Ori Bun

      DJ: DJ Ori Bun (Twitch Link)
      Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?

      April 30, 2024: DJ Chronomancer

      DJ: Chronomancer (Twitch Link)
      Movie: School of Rock

      April 16, 2024: ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
      featuring DJs Ineffabelle & Zavina

      DJs:
      Ineffabelle (Twitch Link)
      Zavina (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Kingpin
      Special Event: Sall'sa Bowling Tournament

      April 12, 2024: FFXIV LIVE LETTER
      featuring DJ Skip Spaceship

      DJ: Skip Spaceship (Twitch Link)
      Watch Party: FFXIV Live Letter @ 12am EST

      April 2, 2024: Tw0p0intzer0

      DJ: 2.0 (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

      March 19, 2024: Party Zapper

      DJ: Party Zapper (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Men in Black

      March 5, 2024: DJ Gobbybeats

      DJ: DJ Gobbybeats (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

      March 4, 2024: BONUS BOWL
      Molos Shark's Birthday Party

      DJ: Miko Mizuhiki (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Jaws

      February 20, 2024: DJ Ori Bun / DJ Kaen

      DJ Lineup:
      8-9 - DJ Ori Bun (Twitch Link)
      9-11 DJ Kaen (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Donnie Darko

      February 8, 2024: BONUS BOWL
      with DJ Ori Bun & L.I.A.

      DJ Lineup:
      8-9:30 - DJ Ori Bun (Twitch Link)
      9:30-11 L.I.A. (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Step Brothers

      February 6, 2024: Skip Spaceship

      DJ: Skip Spaceship (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Summer Wars

      January 23, 2024: Rofcast

      DJ Lineup:
      8-9:30 - 2.0 (Twitch Link)
      9:30-11 Rofcast (Twitch Link)
      Movie: John Wick 2

      January 14, 2024 // SPECIAL EVENT
      Ichi x Sall'sa Bowl Collab

      DJ Lineup: (at Ichi)
      11-12 Skip Spaceship (Twitch Link)
      12-1 Ineffabelle (Twitch Link)
      1-2 Rofcast (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Fight Club (on Sall'sa Bowl Discord)
      Featured Activities: Sparring on Stage, WSUC Submarine giveaways, Ichi's Five Lords' Challenge, Glam Giveaways and more!

      January 9, 2024: DJ Hollowpoint

      DJ: DJ Hollowpoint (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Hackers

      January 6, 2024 // SPECIAL EVENT!
      DJ Kaen Emo Night & FanFest Watch Party

      DJ: DJ Kaen (Twitch Link)
      On Screen: (8pm EST) 2024 Japan Fan Fest Keynote

      December 26, 2023: Rofcast

      DJ: Rofcast (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Die Hard

      December 12, 2023: Ineffabelle

      DJ: Ineffabelle (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Southland Tales

      December 9, 2023: SPECIAL COLLAB!
      A Very Eorzean Holiday Market

      DJ Schedule:
      7-8 - Xiana (Twitch Link)
      8-9 - XOVR (Twitch Link)
      9-10 - Swage (Twitch Link)
      10-11 - djay Yams (Twitch Link)
      11-12 - Aemilia Satella (Twitch Link)
      12-1 - DJ Potate (Twitch Link)
      1-2 - DJ Kaen (Twitch Link)
      2-3 - 2.0 (Twitch Link)
      3-4 - Lance Subtle (Twitch Link)
      Movie Schedule:
      7:30 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
      9:30 Home Alone
      11:30 Elf
      1:30 Grinch
      3:15 A Charlie Brown Christmas
      Collaboration Carrd

      November 28, 2023: Skip Spaceship

      DJ: Skip Spaceship (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Redline

      November 14, 2023: DJ Potate
      Special Event: DJ Potate Birthday Bash!

      DJ: DJ Potate (Twitch Link)
      Movies: Empire Records, Inglorious Basterds

      October 31, 2023
      Yams Murder Mystery Collab

      DJs:
      8:00 EST djayYams (Twitch Link)
      9:00 EST DJ Potate (Twitch Link)
      10:00 EST DJ Hollowpoint (Twitch Link)
      11:00 EST Swage (Twitch Link)
      12:00 EST 2.0 (Twitch Link)
      1:00 EST Seawalker (Twitch Link)
      2:00 EST DJ Rans (Twitch Link)
      Movie: ClueCollaborators & Carrd Link will be available soon!

      October 25, 2023 Special Event
      Tricks and Treats DDE Collab

      October 17, 2023: Kokeshi Keshi
      Special Event: HALLOWICKED!

      DJ: Keshi Kokeshi (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Big Money Hu$tlas

      October 3, 2023: DJ Gundam

      DJ: DJ Gundam (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Joe Dirt

      September 19, 2023: Aemilia Satella

      DJ: Aemilia Satella (Twitch Link)
      Movie: A Bug's Life

      September 5, 2023: Ineffabelle

      DJ: Ineffabelle (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Blade Runner (1982)

      August 22, 2023: DJ Kaen

      DJ: DJ Kaen (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Top Gun

      August 8, 2023: Skip Spaceship

      Special Event! It's Sall's Birthday and Sall & Salla's Bondiversary... a Double Feature for a Double Feature

      DJ: Skip Spaceship (Twitch Link)
      Movies: Super Mario Bros. & Sonic 2

      July 25, 2023: Ineffabelle

      DJ: Ineffabelle (Twitch Link)
      Movie: The Matrix

      July 11, 2023: Yams

      DJ: Yams (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Kill Bill vol. 1

      June 27, 2023: Rofcast

      DJ: Rofcast (Twitch Link)
      Movie: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

      June 13, 2023: Zavina

      DJ: Zavina (Twitch Link)
      Movie: A Goofy Movie

      May 30, 2023: DJ LoveBunns

      DJ: LoveBunns (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Mean Girls

      May 16, 2023: Skip Spaceship has landed

      DJ: Skip Spaceship (Twitch Link)
      Movie: New Initial D the Movie Legend 1: Awakening, Legend 2: Racer, Legend 3: Dream

      May 2, 2023: Ineffabelle / Grand Opening

      May 2nd is Sall'sa Bowl's GRAND OPENING!
      DJ: Ineffabelle (Twitch Link)
      Movie: Dune (1984)

      April 18, 2023: Zavina Saves the Birthday

      April 18th is Sall'sa Bowl's soft opening in honor of Sallantro Lime's birthday!
      DJ: Zavina (Twitch Link)
      Movie: The Breakfast Club

      Have a Bite

      Sall's Kitchen: Enjoy foods crafted in house & by Sall's own hand! Or you can grab a snack from the fruit stand or the vending machine!
      [ All food items are provided free of charge!]

      Pizza: thinly worked dough topped with tomatoes and cheese, baked in a wood-fired oven until crispy
      Island & Forest Miq'abobs: a flatbread topped with a skewer of hamsa breast and bell peppers grilled to perfection and freshly picked mushrooms on a stick also grilled to perfection.
      Parsnip Salad: a salad made with fried parsnip slices and garnished with a drizzle of fragrant olive oil
      Soup of the Day - Beef Stew: a sumptuous stew made by slowly cooking buffalo meat in sour red wine for several hours until it falls off the bone

      Sall'sa Bowl Bar

      House Drinks

      All drink items are provided free of charge! These lovely drinks are hand-crafted, made with love and served with a smile by the one and only Apriori Fati. You won't find better drinks!Sall's Thundermelons: pineapple & lime juice base / melon liqueur / coconut rumSalla's Purple Carrot: Morpho pea tea base (with petals) / Jalzahn’s private Sunshine / splash of lime & lime garnishLemonette Drop: Lemonette Vodka / Blood Orange liqueur / simple syrup / Honey Lemon garnishMr. Knucks: Oakwood Farm Scotch / Thavnarian Vermouth / De Borel herbal liqueur / bitters / coffee beans / over ice with Blood Orange peel garnishThrouple: La Noscean bourbon / lemon lime juice / thundermelon syrup / White Peach bitters / lime garnish

      The Taco Bar

      [Note: the format of this drink challenge was borrowed from Ichi, one of our most favorite and treasured venues to visit. If you enjoy the challenge, please pay them a visit on Sunday and Thursday nights in Mateus!]Salla's Taco Bar: Try our drink challenge for free for a chance at 1M gil![For the first shot, you choose between these two options... if you win, you continue on to the PB&J below. If you miss your first roll, you gain the Mulligan debuff and get to try again with the other shot! Unfortunately, from then on, you have to roll 450 or higher to continue!]Shot #1 Ectoplasm Cooler: melon liqueur / cream liqueur / blue curacao
      Shot #1 Purple Passion: vodka / triple sec / Skip Spaceship's Own Grape Juice / cranberry
      Shot #2 Peanut Butter and Jelly: hazelnut liqueur / isleberry liqueur
      Shot #3 Cookies and Milk: gridanian cream liqueur / dark & white chocolate liqueurs / buffalo milk cream / Ginger Cookie garnish
      Shot #4 Mud, Guts and Glory: whiskey / Amaretto / juice of LaNoscean orange & prickly pineapples
      Shot #5 Tacocat Bathwater: peach schnapps / sour watermelon liqueur / Jalzahn's sunshine / Redbill energy drink

      Taco Bar Winner's Circle

      February 8, 2024, 10:00pm // Anlen Riastradh

      February 8, 2024, 9:30pm // Azrael Moon

      February 6, 2024, 9:40pm // Lianna Comlertasi

      December 26, 2023, 10:40pm // R'alei Asuun

      December 26, 2023, 9:50pm // Skip

      July 25, 2023, 10:10pm // Skip

      July 11, 2023, 7:30pm // Kaden

      June 27, 2023, 9:40pm // Eggy

      June 13, 2023, 9:30pm // Knucks

      May 16, 2023, 10:30pm // Velaire

      May 16, 2023, 9:15pm // Ahst

      Photos by Knucks

      Knucks has, for the most part, switched to fully posed Gposes while photographing The Sall'sa Bowl. He doesn't photograph every night anymore since he runs the bowling alley, but if you want a photo with a friend, please flag him down! He'd be happy to do one for you!

      Sall'sa Bowling

      Our goal at Sall'sa Bowl is to provide a well-rounded fun experience for the homies. During our recent remodel, we added in an alley so that people can go Sall'sa Bowling! The lane is open during every Sall'sa Bowl opening and can be reserved for private parties -- check out the "parties" button in the menu!

      Rules of Play

      Game Rules:
      - We can accommodate you and your friends! The more people you add on, the longer the game will take but the more fun you will have!
      - The game is free to play!

      On Your Turn:
      - Roll your first ball by typing /random 10
      - If you roll a 10, you got a strike! Your turn is over!
      - If you roll 0-8, subtract your number from 10 and roll that many, for example /random 2 if you have 2 pins left
      - If you rolled a 9, party chat does not allow /random 1! Instead, roll /random 2 -- a 2 means you got the spare, a 1 means you missed the pins.

      Frame 10 Rules:
      - If you hit a strike on the first roll, you automatically get to roll the next two shots in the frame.
      - If you hit a spare, you get the third roll.
      - If you do not knock over 10 pins in the first two tries, you forfeit the third roll and your score is finalized.

      Our host will also guide you along the way to help clarify the rules!

      Scoring:
      - Generally, your score is how many pins you knock down each frame added together.
      - If you roll a Strike, you score 10 + the sum of your next two shots.
      - In the case of a Spare, you score 10 + your next shot.

      Our scoresheet automatically tracks your score including the bonuses for Strikes and Spares. We will share a Google Sheets link with you so that you can watch in real time as your scores are updated! The link will not expire, so if you want to keep the scorecard as a keepsake it will always be available.

      You may be asked to log in to view it, however, your email and name are never shown to us. It is listed as "Anonymous Badger" for example.

      Winning:
      - Lifetime feature in our Winner Showcase!
      - Huge Bowling Clout (TM)

      Winner Showcase

      Team Extreme Snake on Fire
      Eggy Lianna & Bjorn

      April 16, 2024

      Serah Moonclaw (Malboro)
      April 12, 2024, 137

      Lianna Comlertasi (Goblin)
      March 5, 2024, 131

      Emily Nekoma (Goblin)
      February 8, 2024, 130

      Katie Wolf (Excaliber)
      February 6, 2024, 131

      Affiliates

      The Back Alley
      Mateus Shiro W16P58

      Website

      The Bassment
      Malboro Mist W29P34

      Website

      Cosmos
      Malboro Goblet W9P60

      Website


      Dark Divinity
      Goblin Lv. Beds W25P21

      Website

      Frequency
      Goblin Goblet W26P30

      Website

      Ichi
      Mateus Shiro W22P37

      Website


      Ikigai
      Goblin Shiro W7P22

      Website

      LALAPOP!
      Diabolos Gob W13P4

      Website

      PURE Entertainment
      PURE
      Goblin Shiro W10P19
      JET
      Goblin Mist W4P27

      Website

      Shark Tank
      Bryn Empy W14P17

      Website

      UV2
      Goblin Mist W25P30

      Website Coming Soon

      Sall'sa Bowl Parties

      We will keep our revolving every-other-Taco-Tuesday schedule as it best fits the hustle and bustle of our offline lives. Feel empowered to celebrate your event with us for free if it falls on a Taco Tuesday when we are open - we will even shout it out in venue and advertise it if we know with enough advance! However, we have also decided that we will offer private parties. Please check out the various options below and if what we have put together doesn't fit what you had in mind, slide into Sallantro Lime's DMs and I'm sure we can work something out!

      The Whole Enchilada: (3 million gil includes everything)
      - Sall'sa Bowl venue staffed by Taco Cats
      - Movie hosted by us in our Discord or yours
      - The movie's poster customized by Salla and including your WoL / friends (like the ones we make for the DJ advertisements every other week)
      - Taco Bar Drinking Game: Celebration Edition (our green or purple shot that players must succeed with first is replaced by a custom shot of your choice, written and personalized by Salla)
      - Unlimited & free bowling alley use (we will still limit games to 6 people but we CAN run two games simultaneously on the same alley if you have more than 6 people!)
      - Just a note, Salla can do the drinking game /or/ bowling game, Knucks can do Gposing /or/ bowling game -- if you want us to shuffle in and out of different activities we are happy to do so but we can each only do one at a time!

      Sides and Add Ons:
      - Staffed Sall'sa Bowl venue and movie only on our Discord or yours (2 million gil)
      - Movie only, your own venue or no venue, our Discord or yours (1 million gil)
      - Gpose movie poster only (2 million gil)
      - Bowling only (500k per game)
      - Add on advertising to your event, including Discord posts and at least one round of town shouts 1-2 hours before the event on every DC (1 million gil)
      - Adding on DJ to your event doesn't add charges from us. Pay whatever your DJ of choice charges for events & please book them yourself. Let us know who it is so we can include it in our advertising in venue and out [if applicable]) and the Gpose poster if you want them included on it!

      Booking Information:
      - Mondays, Thursdays, and weekends are generally available, preferably 8pm EST or later
      - Contact a Taco Cat (Sall'sa Picante, Sallantro Lime, Knucks McHuggins) on Discord, X, or in game to start a booking!
      - If your booking includes a Gpose poster, Salla needs at least 2 weeks notice to gather data, plan and create! If you want your character displayed with moon prescription you will need to schedule a time to be physically present for the Gpose!